Beer Olympics
- Mom: are you going to celebrate now that you are finished with junior year?
- Me: yes! I am going to play beer olympics with some friends
- Mom: what’s that?
- Me: you get a team together, pick a country, and play drinking games
- Mom: okay have fun, but don’t go for the gold
- (5 minutes later)
- Mom: and Dad says don’t even go for the bronze
